Camper's Guide (part 3)

Timing: Although any time is a good time to camp out, I find the best time to be just after people notice that a lot of their chihuahuas are missing. But this is a personal decision. My cellmate, I mean, friend, Bob "Frank" Purdue prefers to go when boneless chickens start turning up, but I think that's really odd.

Location: Many people prefer official campgrounds for their camping experiences, but there are hidden bonuses to camping on public property near a residential area. In many places I have been offered large sums of money just to leave. It also enables me to stalk those little yapping demons more effectively.

Travel: You can camp very well in your own back yard, although city dwellers may have to travel a little in order to be able to commune truly with nature. I enjoy talking to the animals, most of whom are pretty good listeners. The others are not so bad once you get their attention, for which I recommend a good .30/06. Sometimes I find it practical to cross a state line on my camping trip.

Remarks: Get out there and try it! There's nothing like proving to yourself that you can cope in a hostile environment, that rain, hail, insects, park rangers, and wild beasts don't really bother you. Yes, enduring wet, cold, and uncomfortable sleeping; biting, clawing, and kicking your way to survival. This is the essence of the camping experience. Enjoy!